The finest of plain white shirts. Made from a superb 100% cotton with a ridiculously high two-fold 100 thread count. The twist, of course, is our signature accent pattern. In this case, "Fractal".

Now this one might look like a polka dot. In fact, it would have been so much easier to make it a polka dot. Hell, any fool can draw a dot. But we had to make life hard on ourselves (as usual). Ladies and gentleman, this a piece of fractal geometry! And, as everyone knows, fractal geometry is a geometry where fractal objects exhibit similar patterns at increasingly smaller scales. Or so says the maths textbook we tried to read whilst working on this pattern.